How To Spoon
Third place winner in Howcast’s How-To Video Challenge by filmmaker Meghan Mathes.
Step 1: The over arm
Put your arm around her waist and use your hand like you know what sensuality is. But since you don’t, just do that with your bottom hand.
Step 2: The under arm
Don’t make any play for action with your under arm. It’s not meant for nothing but falling asleep on. There’s no way that’s comfortable.
Step 3: Spoon separation
Sometimes you’ve got to break apart, now. Man, that’s emasculating. At least you’re still getting some kind of booty tonight.
Step 4: Spooning no-no’s
Snoring, kicking, coughing, sneezing, drooling.
Step 5: Spoon hard
You now have all the inform you could ever possible need on spooning, so go out and spoon hard. Listen to that random ending narrator and go and spoon hard.